Hey people,
If you're down and feeling like you're at your worst, take a look at this!
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Here are some hilarious embarassing moments posted.
Today my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted mte to pick him up at school. When I asked why, he said " I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty... and I don't wanna let people know I lied."
Today, my boyfriend of over one year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climed over to him and began to kiss him passionately. "what do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay"
Today I had my first appearance in court as an attornery. I called the prosecution the prostitution.
Today I decided to go swimming. I knew my technique would be off cause I haven't swam since high school. It was when I only made it halfway across the pool that the lifeguard decided to jump in and save me. I wasn't drowning or struggling.
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